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Halloween party to be held at Regina's |
New Jersey woman goes to Jail accused of having corpses in yard. |
| Katie Divine
Dook Gazette writer |
Katie Divine
Dook Gazette writer |
| Following last years Huge success that was the talk of
the net. alt.discuss.ferret news group, is planning another party to top
last years. There are plans of contests, awards, food and games. This
promise's to top last years bash.
You can get the details Here with Rampage Undercover. We will call out all of our field reporters on the scene for in-depth coverage. Cows protest the courthouse lawnImin DeepchitDook Gazette writer Wednesday Night, a heard of over 100 cows, descended, on the courthouse lawn, In protest of the arrest of one, Regina Foran. court records show that this heard of cattle,were upset over what they say was a wrongful arrest of their beloved friend,Regina Foran. Their leader, Mr.Bull Headed, organized this protest, after, the acting acting sheriff, Anita Dicque, showed up at the Foran Home, with a warrant, for her arrest. one of the protesters, miss Daisy Loveshay, was also accused of assault on a police officer, and obstruction of justice. Miss Loveshay, is accused of knocking the deputy off her feet, and causing the warrant to fall in a corner of Foran's living room floor. charges were later dropped, after leader Bull Headed, was quoted as saying, "we are prepared to stop all milk production, until, this matter is resolved" court Records show that miss Loveshey, claims she was only trying to cuddle with the deputy when she lifted her head too quick and thus causing the deputy to fall off her feet. When the deputy returned a second time with a clean uniform, and a new warrant, the cows followed, her all the way to the courthouse. The cows began mooooing all through the night, with no plans to stop, until the release of, Foran. The noise and the vandalism on the lawn, became so much for the Deputy,that a Judge ordered, Foran's release on $5.00 bond. sources say the cattle demanded to deal only with sheriff, Slim Peter, who is on vacation until Monday. |
A new Jersey woman was Jailed for a brief time last night.
Court Records show that a Regina, was apparently digging up her yard, right under her swimming pool Her neighbors report that around this time of year she has wild parties. The Lady claims she was just digging tunnels to warm her pool,for a party she and her ferret group is throwing. When deputy, Anita Dicque, entered the womans home , she found several coffins in her basement. As she was trying to escort the woman out to the car, some mad cow, knocked the, rookie deputy in the mud, while the womans Ferret, Bo, "relieved" himself on the warrant. The deputy had to go back and get another copy of the warrant. the defendant is out on an unusually low bond of $5.00 today, the deputy said "we had no choice it was those cows"  Miss Daisy Loveshay protester accused of abusing a police officer and obstruction of justice. see story Cows protest the courthouse lawn |